Ass-Quake

The kind of fart that moves soil.

Geez Gary, that ass-quake of yours had enough power to knock a seagull off a trash can!

by Jaron W. September 8, 2005

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ass tickler

having ones ass licked, tickled or bitten

I got an ass tickler last night

by John A. Mcdooshbag December 26, 2008

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When you make a silent fart, sometimes, there will be a lingering smell. It will not go away quickly like a normal fart. It can smell like gas from the stove or it can smell like popcorn. Smells like it would be dangerous to light a match.

Is possible to occur after a loud, audible fart.

Oh, goddamn! Whoever farted released some gas-smelling ass fumes...

by Wasabimoto June 18, 2008

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ass magnet

one who perpetually attracts assholes or, in a more positive light, one who is able to easily get laid.

1. Dude, all your friends are idiots...you're such an ass magnet.

2. Dude, I saw those chicks hitting on you last night...you're such an ass magnet!

by SAN2LAX March 8, 2005

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ass-fro

copious amounts of hair on your ass

Man, I can almost braid your ass-fro, you need to go to the salon and get the back sack and crack special.

by d July 27, 2003

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Ass Master

A man who, through intense dedication of his entire being, has mastered the the pursuit and attainment of the female ass.

The Yoda form of the celebrated Ass Maven.

Wow! Having dedicated his whole being to the pursuit of the female ass, he has truly become an Ass Master!

O, Ass Master - we are not worthy and bow before you! Teach us!

by Joe Pellerin May 15, 2005

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