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by UrbanMuddi February 11, 2018
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max

is the most wonderful guy i've ever known in my entire life, he's so special to me. this boy is perfect in every ways possible, his voice consoles me, and the nicknames he gives me. not to mention he's the prettiest and the most loving boy, his soft blonde hair and his blue eyes, he's more than just a dream. he's (un)hateble, he will never be my second choice, and no matter what in this life, or another life, or any others life, i'll always love him unconditionally. not to mention, he's the best boy-friend in the world, why does it feel so great to be his girlfriend like just being called his girlfriend give me butterflies... I used to chase butterflies when i was younger, but i didnt know max would give me them for free. no but for real tho, i love him so much, i'll always love him endlessly till' i lose my ability to live and feel. i love you so much, max<33.
' oh your talking about max ? yeah we're still dating, and i still love him '
by maxsloverlol February 4, 2022
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max caruana

your calling lara fit again, your such a max caruana
by xXT3DDY05Xx March 10, 2020
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Pineapple maxing

The art of eating pineapples (or drinking pineapple juice) with no other food for a day or longer. This artform is recognized for its ability to sweeten the taste of the artist's semen.
"You look pale man, whats been going on?"
"Yeah, I have a raging headache but its worth it for the sweet nectar ill produce after this pineapple maxing sess."
by anonymous November 25, 2023
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Max

A Max is generally a self absorbed character. Very charming to lure you in. Acts confident, but inside is insecure and shy. A Max is terrible at committing long term. A Max could do with more stamina and a better work ethic. A Max is generally bald.
“That Max got no chat girl

“Max is gone in 60 seconds
by HappyDoggy November 23, 2021
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Max Chalmers

He's a fucking asshole who just has fucking dicks up his ass
Kid1:oh look its Max Chalmers
Kid2:Shit he's a faggot
by Lickylemons May 30, 2018
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max's ass

A well muscled man's ass in uniform. A "Trooper butt."
Did you see him from behind? He has a Max's ass.
by Emmykitsune April 18, 2018
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