Chief Scout's Golden Award aka 'The Tupperware Badge'

It is incorrectly thought that the highest accolade a cub can get is the Silver Award. However, if you are made air tight by Akela and, ideally, two members of the Catholic church (if not possible then Baloo and Bagheera will suffice) then the Golden Award/Tupperware

Badge will be yours..

Little Jimmy found the experience a little uncomfortable and couldn't look Akela in the eye thereafter but was so proud to join the elite few that year that were given the Chief Scout's Golden Award aka 'The Tupperware Badge'

by Special Dan July 12, 2024

Golden Razor

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity, except for whenever it benefits them."

A variant of Hanlon's Razor

1: This game is a fucking scam.
2: Hanlon's Razor, dude. The devs are just incompetent.
1: No, Golden Razor. They've made a *lot* of money and NO progress. This is intentional.

by Terkan June 2, 2021

golden birthday

the birthday when you turn the same age as your birthdate

It's Amelia's golden birthday! She is turning 30 on January 30th

by itsmeitsmeals January 6, 2023

Golden Sandwich

When 2 people pee on someone in the middle.

While Bob was passed out, my friend and I came from both sides peed and we created a golden sandwich

by Roxy red July 3, 2021

Decapitated Golden Horse

After thoroughly beaten, the partner takes the other's cock and whacks it against a wooden cart until he sings for Gelderland.

-OR-

When you “finish jousting” and Heath Ledger walks in.

I'd be happy if she handled my cock like that decapitated golden horse

by NickLightning March 25, 2023

Vermont Golden Shower

A sexual act where one partner urinates into a bottle of maple syrup, and then proceeds to pour the mixture all over the other partner.

I gave her a Vermont Golden Shower, then we had pancakes afterward.

by LG633 July 21, 2024

The Human Version of a Golden Retriever

A person who makes everyone around them happy, does not do anything particularly complicated or stressful, elicits a smile on the faces of others upon the mere mention of their name, and whom people love being around.

Every group of friends and company needs one. In sports, they are referred to as a Locker Room Guy.

Howard: I swear the only thing good about this job is Andy. Every time I am upset or stressed, I go hang out at his desk and feel better.

Alyssa: Ya, he is The Human Version of a Golden Retriever. Management keeps him around for that reason, to sanitize this shit ass job.

Thomas: Smells like shit, tho

by Mike109999 October 2, 2022