ur dad

slightly worse than ur mom u will get shot if u say it to the wrong guy

hey Allen ur dad gets shot in the leg

by anonymous March 7, 2022

dad

the person that left to get the milk and didn't come back

kid: mommy wheres dad

mom: he left to get the milk

by imdoingthisin.school.dont.tell November 23, 2021

charlie my dad

ah one of my beloved best friend. they are so amazing and cool. anyone would wish to be them. the most comforting and sweetest person ever. they are someone truly i would know how to live without. they deserve everything great and are always trying their hardest and doing the best. everyone should be so proud of them. i love you so much ur so epic dad B)

i had a bad day today but just talking to charlie my dad made my day 10382929 times better 😋🤲

by bigstinkybird October 3, 2021

Bby dad

A Mexican mostly known as alex is a dude who has a 9incher and that gets all the girls.. he is also known as the best soccer player in his scoo

He is such a bby dad

by Ggggghsjdjdjdjjzjd October 14, 2019

Dad Shimmy

The awkward shimmy Dad's do when trying to get through a crowded area without touching anyone.

Friend 1: Is your Dad trying to dance?
Friend 2: No he's just trying to Dad shimmy back to the grill.

by Can I Aliven't September 6, 2021

Spacey's Dad

a very hot, sexy, and fuckable man spacey's dad

I fucked spacey's dad 69,420 times.

by Spacey's Dad's balls September 14, 2021

DAD

You might think that your dad is a person you let you do not a thing. Well, you are wrong your dad is the best. I know you are probably thinking that well my dad left me. Well, that is a lesson he wanted to teach you, to never leave your family. Have you ever thought of that? And I know how you feel because I was there and believe me I forgave him because now I am someone I never thought I would be.

My dad left but that just means had to go and find him

by BlackWind1000 February 18, 2020