Stacy's dad

Cucked by a teenager who's into his wife

I feel really bad for Stacy's dad

by *intense rock and roll* December 7, 2021

dad

gone

my dad is gone

by ded sam June 2, 2020

Dad

1) A man that procreates with a woman for pleasure but ends up getting her pregnant and does the right thing by taking care of the offspring instead of saying “It ain’t mine” and bailing as fast as he can.

Steven: Brandon, what’s your dads name?

Brandon: I don’t have a dad.

by Turd McDirt August 21, 2020

Dad

That guy who left when you were a kid

You: Hey Mom, I miss Dad
Mom: We all do Sweetie

by UnchainedBitch21 February 25, 2019

Dad

A mythical and rare being, told to be found in the depths of gas stations looking for 0.5% fat milk instead of 1%.

Sir we have found another, "dad' in our storage.

by N0t Y0ur Dad March 15, 2022

Imani’s dad

Person you who doesn’t pay the bills
Thinks he is grammatically correct (even when he isn’t)
Has a bad hairline

Eww is that Imani’s dad

by Cleaningclown July 16, 2022

Kai’s Dad

The father of Kai, Cory. Cory has long hair and a beard. He is considered dope and smokes out his son. What is there not to like about Kai’s Dad?

Karim: Yo there’s something different about this guy... Who is he?

Ian B: You know who that is Karim, its Cory. You know... Kai’s Dad.

by TheBBCman October 28, 2018