Jacob

A mental case who find the wierdest videos and images. Is probably a secret furry and is sometimes dangerous to be around. But, he is funny most of the time. He is also a beast on Minecraft PvP.

Bro you're almost as good as Jacob at Hunger Games.

by ChinchyNewt1 August 3, 2019

Jacob v

A Kid who is super weird but funny he's some what tall and smokes some times and has big munchies his love life Never really works out and he gets really horny and wants to fuck a girl really bad and all Jacobs chase there exes and it never works someone please help him and give him some pussy or dick if you know a Jacob help them pls they need it or you could just tell them to end it all Jacobs are nice but have a hard life.

Jacob v find me a bitch

by skatesex December 16, 2021

Jacob

Fat as with pube hairs on his neck, totally steals shit, and is fuckin rich, flexes on everyone, and is a total dushbag to a certain person.

Dude Jacob totally swooped in and stole my girl now hes gunna smash her while he slaps her with his gucci belt.

by mcnibbins June 4, 2018

Jacob

A Jacob is adopted no matter what.

Jacob is adopted he's also a brick that swore and his bestest friend in the world Is Oliver caley

by YourAdoptionMother69 February 4, 2020

Jacob b

A nerd who is too bug for his boots after benching 3kg

Hahaha your a Jacob b

by Forpi September 15, 2021

jacob mignon

A man with a very large penis who always has the best hair and only hangs out with a few friends usually a Hispanic and a crackhead

Damn Jacob Mignon has a big dick

by Penidol January 31, 2018

Jacob Linville

Typically a great guy that is into cars, his loving girlfriend, and his friends. Most Jacob Linville's work at Chick Fil A with his friends. He most definitely has a pretty good sized penis and loves to show it off!

Friend 1: Have you seen Jacob Linville recently?
Friend 2: I actually saw his massive schlong the other day.

by PlutoniumGinger March 8, 2023