Feels like an alien riding a pig through Montana

The way Lisa Cimorelli described marriage before she was married

Christina: “You’re 28, and you’re getting married. How does it feel?”
Lisa: “It feels like an alien riding a pig through Montana.”

by cimiscoolerthanmysocks_ November 28, 2020

Take a Jeep Ride

To go off-roading while receiving a handjob, using the bumps on the road to create the hand motion

Hey, you wanna take a Jeep ride? Just make sure to bring an extra pair of pants, in case things get sticky

by ByGeorge April 29, 2021

riding accapella

Single, but having a blast. Free with nobody telling you what or what not to do.
"Young, Wild, Free"

"Now I be riding accapella"
"Single and ready to mingle"
"Ready to ride accapella?"

by RubyRedd September 2, 2013

Ghost Ride

Going fast without leaning left and right during a street race.

Top speed. Ghost ride without leaning left and right.

by Death0A June 29, 2015

ROBLOX cart ride game

games on roblox where you uh go in a cart and ride the something like a cheeseburger or something

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by Ilbeity November 5, 2023

coffee ride

when you do unexplainable things with a boy that can't be told

"I had the best coffee ride with him, but I can't go into any details."

by coffeegal69 October 18, 2008

never ride dry

To always keep a bottle of Johnny Walker Red with you wherever you go, just in case.

Ralph said to Tony, "Party was a bummer this weekend, huh? Hey man, just never ride dry"

by Dan Witmer September 20, 2008