Couch Potato 

A couch potato is someone who never gets up off of the sofa they will sit there all day long and do absolutely nothing someone who sits on the couch all day is not necessarily fat often couch potato's are skinny and can eat like a horse without putting on any weight.

Girl: Connor is such a couch potato.
Guy: I know he never gets up off the sofa.

Couch Potato by Zocmysock January 23, 2022

House potato 

A person who never wants to do anything other than sit in their house

Damn guys I can’t get my homie obi wan to come out and shoot hoops , he’s such a house potato lately.

House potato by Mommateyotoes February 12, 2022

Mumbai potato toss 

The sexual act of making a man ejaculate by only fondelling his balls

She gave me a Mumbai potato toss last night. She didn’t even touch my shaft and I jizzed

Mumbai potato toss by Wheels127 February 19, 2022

Sweet potato 

My sweet potato is the best tree someone could ever hope for and he is the most fun and loving sweet potato I have ever met

Do you cook your sweet potato

No, I love my sweet potato

Sweet potato by Meatballlllllls March 7, 2022

Bene Potato

Bene Potato is a potato what did you expect?

Your are a Bennett. I am offended I am a Bene potato

Bene Potato by anonymous March 8, 2022

bene potato

A potato. What Did you expect?

Your such a potato. No I am a Bene Potato.

bene potato by anonymous March 8, 2022

holy potato 

potato that is holy

that potato is holy, cuz its a holy potato

holy potato by holy potato March 15, 2022