quarter after one

A cult celebration ritual that takes place at 1:15 am, a gathering is held in which the participants do whippets while jamming out to "Need you Now" by Lady Antebellum.

Person 1: "Did you have any plans for quarter after one this evening?"
Person 2: "Hell yeah, I just bought three whipped cream canisters!"
Person 1: "It's gonna be the greatest one minute ever!"

by 7oG3raPtor737 November 24, 2019

Taking ones chin

The act of being chinned.

Yo did you hear Jaqueefe was taking ones chin.

by Justin X StrawberryShortCake June 26, 2022

cling-ons

toilet paper that gets stuck up ur ass even after u wipe

o man them cling-ons r startin to make me scratch my ass!

by sumbody u dnt no August 27, 2003

One show only

An exciting act that can never be repeated by the artist.

The showman was a sensation covering himself in gasoline, dynamite, TNT, then lighting and match, sadly its one show only!

by I, Wreckerrr November 5, 2016

one percenter

A person with an IQ in the top 1%.

An intelligible representative of the mass or morons that make up humanity - from the perspective of someone with an IQ over 250.

I've just taken an IQ test and discovered that I'm a one-percenter!! :-))

Oh, you are a clever bastard - you and the other 60 million like you.

by Richard the Intellectual January 9, 2004

the one who knocks

In the criminal underworld when a man becomes so powerful he is able to show up at another man's home and kill him without repercussions, there are two people involved in this scenario. The one who opens the door and gets shot, and the one who knocks.

I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot and you think that of me? No. I am the one who knocks!

-Walter White

by WelcomeTo March 16, 2014

One Million Moms

An extremist right-wing group of angry soccer moms dedicated to brainwashing their children and censoring everything that doesn't fall in line with their beliefs. They actually only have about 140,000 members.

Mike: "One Million Moms just launched another campaign against gay people in television shows."
John: "What else is new?"

by anon12093 February 10, 2014