Loch Ness Monster

When you are taking a bath and your penis tip emerges majestically from the water

I was watching that new Netflix movie last night and Glen Powell’s was Loch Ness monstering

by Illneverpostagainsorry June 8, 2024

Loch Ness Monster

When you are taking a bath and your penis majestically emerges from the water.

We were watching that new Netflix movie last night and Glenn Powell’s penis was totally pulling a Loch Ness monster

by Illneverpostagainsorry June 8, 2024

fresh air monster

When you re heavy drinking in a pub, but you do nt feel drunk, you go outside and instantly get attacked by the fresh air monster,instantly slurring your words and having trouble walking

Jake had drank 10 pints and was nt feeling drunk at all, til he went outside and was attacked by the fresh air monster

by G dogo June 17, 2024

Monster

when you love someone the mostester; it looks like monster and monster tops all; no one can beat it; it’s loving someone to infinity and beyond and through all the galaxies and around the whole world

i love you. i love you more. i love you most. i love you mostest. i love you mostester. i love you monster!

by esizzledizzle June 23, 2024

Monster Hunter

Someone who hunts inbred people for a living.

Jake went to Alabama to become a Monster Hunter. He preferred to use a long sword than a rifle for such job.

by Spaceman7000 July 30, 2024

Monster Paw

To get a costume Mike Wazowski's claw and shove it up the ass creating a sharp but tingly sensation into the gluteus maximus

Me and my partner tried the Monster Paw and it was Amazing, but it also brought us closer as people

by Dr SexyMan August 10, 2024

Dr. Monster

adj Describing something that has absolutely no probable explanation. An unsolved mystery. Its inexplicable.

n. Something or someone that is unexplainable.

adj "Dr. Monster ass event."

n "I have to go see Dr. Monster"

by Godzylian March 24, 2025