the greg monster

the dark matter that watches when you sleep

the greg monster will find your ip

by wiiz_osc June 27, 2022

Watertown Butt Raping Monster

The Watertown Butt Raping Monster is a mythical creature that resides in the wilderness of Watertown, Wisconsin. If you ever see it, there is no use running. You will die a horrible, painful, death.

“Hey, did you hear about Jim?”
“Yeah I did, the Watertown Butt Raping Monster got him, poor guy.”

by _#%^*> May 31, 2024

GG monster

If you see one stay 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000 feet away. BEWARE: Rapes every one it sees

run its a gg monster

by joehappy November 24, 2021

jib monster

A jib monster is basically a bag hoe or crank skank but wont perform any sexual acts and is always playing the victim. Who will spin any lie to keep you close so she can steal all your jib.

The jib monsters coming over hide all your drugs.

by 🆙Town June 26, 2018

cookie monstering

When you cut a battery cable at an awkward angle and nothing will crimp to it.

To bad you're cookie monstering it, or it would fit.

by Plop March 09, 2016

Tickle Monster

Me. I am the tickle monster.

P1: Hey have you heard of the tickle monster?

Me: Uh yeah that's me!

by yourmomkisserr August 01, 2023

The No-Neck Monster

nickname from the Democratic Party for Dr. Sununu

The No-Neck Monster raised taxes like a liberal during the George H. W. Bush administration.

by Coop Dupe December 01, 2022