schlonky leg

When you hit a baby seat with your schlong but it looks like your leg hit it is called a schlonky leg.

Was that a schlonky leg?

by Turtlesnap sesamesnap November 21, 2017

Leggings Day

Leggings Day (February 21st): A sacred holiday dedicated to the universal truth that real pants are overrated. On this day, people of all ages and backgrounds unite by wearing their stretchiest, comfiest leggings—whether for working out, lounging, or pretending they’ll go to the gym. Traditions include aggressively defending the “leggings are pants” argument, performing the ceremonial waistband stretch test after eating too much, and silently judging those who still wear jeans. Some observe this holiday most Friday’s for, white girl friday!

It’s leggings day!

Owen is wearing his leggings!

by L3gMan February 21, 2025

Shopping leg syndrome

When legs hurt,ache or tingle while shopping with a female.

Wife: What's wrong with you?
Husband: My legs are tingling and are sore.
Wife : Are you acting like you have shopping leg syndrome again?
Husband: Who's acting?

by Noseblown December 4, 2018

four legged moose

When you’re railing her from behind wisconsin wheelbarrow style but she’s making moose noises while getting pounded

She asked what the four legged moose and in just five minutes she was making moose noises!

by Jake #1 March 8, 2020

phat dead leg

Phat dead leg is a painful dead leg.

"I've got a phat dead leg"

by Escape2wonderland October 11, 2016

leg bite

When someone bites your leg.

Someone give me a leg bite, and it was quite sore.

by Debskelly1985 March 5, 2023

Legging legs

When a woman wears tights/leggings and it's visible that she have a thigh gap.

This phrase comes from the tiktok and is accused of promoting body dysnorphia.

Why is it that a randome body characteristic becomes a trend every two working days on Tiktok?

Idk but I know that I don't have legging legs now.

by miorus January 29, 2024