My leg is broken

Deliberately hurting oneself to get out of doing something.

Woman: Will you take the trash out?

Man: I can't. *Twists his leg* My leg is broken!

Woman: *Walks away in disgust*

Man: *Winks at the camera, then starts screaming in pain*

by Ubeenbamboozledson January 5, 2022

beomgyu’s legs

The most sexist thing i have ever seen . Makes me wanna die for him more i usually . very veiny and very hot . Just like sunghoon’s hands

Ex ; Licking beomgyu’s legs would be the luckiest thing in this world

by beomgyusimp June 17, 2022

Pickle legged

An injury to your leg caused by playing pickleball.

You can use it as a term of disrespect like

Oh bro you are so weak you got pickle legged.

Or a term of endearment

it’s OK bro you just got pickle legged

by Nloeffler11 September 4, 2023

leg porn

when you view a picture/video of a bare leg without any type of clothing.

OMG! Did you see that video of James' 'leg porn' that was posted on instagram?!?!

by almialaremi December 4, 2016

legs

the things most people you walk with

“I got a new tattoo on my legs is it cool?”

by lebronjames’s “dic”tonary April 23, 2025

bohemian humpback hog leg

The first joint your high school buddy rolled at night in the backseat of you Ford Ltd listening to Freddie Mercury jam on an 8 track. Little on ends, phat hump in center.

Who rolled this crazy looking 1/4 oz joint?? This thing looks like a bohemian humpback hog leg.

by Jbjr4vols July 12, 2024

calf leg

A pistol as defined by Walter Friend

When you go out late, don’t forget to bring your calf leg.

by Candice's Mom October 20, 2021