I'm only joking

having a joke.

I'm only joking about going to heaven.

by Debskelly1985 March 7, 2023

I'm Available Now

A phrase used by people who have absolutely no idea what it means to schedule an appointment in a professional environment.

"Hey, what would be a good time for you today?"

"I'm available now."

"Well I'm not, so pick an actual time."

by TheThinMan34 May 6, 2022

do you know what I'm thinking

I'm thinking I have the biggest crush on someone cant tell him his friends know constantly get shipped with him and well yeah hope he likes me back please say he does because I like him to the moon and back so yeah rizz I'm not quit a Jesus 'm more of an apostle I cant turn water into wine but I can turn you into mine well bye

do you know what I'm thinking the word is differed you know now so yeah

by crushing on people July 9, 2023

I'm Not Jamhal

Obviously. That should be obvious by now.

Hym "I'm not Jamhal either."

by Hym Iam August 4, 2024

I'm all fingers

When your texting somebody and your ready to listen.

(Text messages)
John:I'm so sad!
kate:I'm all fingers!

by The Oppisop June 5, 2015

I don't know, I'm not a wizard.

A popular phrase used in response to a reasonable question.

"How do you use this whistle?"

"I don't know, I'm not a wizard."

by Idkimnotawizard February 12, 2025

I'm Right

The fact that your statement is an opinion and mine is a fact

when i call you cute and you say no i'm not, and so I'm Right and you are not

by Hevanisrightneptuneisnot October 19, 2021