'No, i'm sorry' 💔

James, for: Don't worry she'll say 'yes' soon enough! 🍾😉

'Emma' - 'No, i'm sorry' 💔
'James' - 'Sorry, what was that? Let me ask you again...'

by James Knox November 26, 2018

I'M your daddy

when a baby faced guy shorter than 5'8 tries to talk shit

SUM TING WONG:"talks shit in chineseAMERICA HAS A HISTORY OF A LESS THAN 200-300 YEARS, AT MOST 400. WE HAVE 5000 YEARS OF CHINESE HISTORY COMPARED TO THAT. 26 CHARACTERS IN YOUR VOCABULARY WHICH YOU CANT MAKE ANYTHING FROM, I CAN USE A THOUSAND WORDS TO TALK TO YOUR 18 GENERATIONS OF ANCESTORS, FUCK YOUR MOM."
John:"lower your tone boy I'M your daddy!"

by Kangz of Egaypt May 28, 2020

I'm Available Now

A phrase used by people who have absolutely no idea what it means to schedule an appointment in a professional environment.

"Hey, what would be a good time for you today?"

"I'm available now."

"Well I'm not, so pick an actual time."

by TheThinMan34 May 06, 2022

I'm good where I'm good

When you don't want to switch into new opportunities.

Did they offered you a new job ?

Yes, but I'm good where I'm good.

by cicciospam June 24, 2020

I'm an idiot

Don't worry, you're not the only one.

"I'm an idiot."

by world's best idiot June 14, 2021

I'm an idiot

used when you just fucking hate yourself

Guy 1: "Have you seen my hat?"
Guy 2: "It's on your head..."
Guy 1: "I'm an idiot"

by howtogetusername October 17, 2021

I'm claiming shine

It means you don't believe someone. You either think they are embellishing their abilities to look better or they are downright liars.

You're a rocket scientist yet working at McD's. I'm claiming shine.
Your resume says you have 10 degrees from Harvard and 4 from Oxford. I'm claiming shine.
He says he earns a million dollars a year and only lives in Compton to be close to his family. I'm claiming shine.

by Lady Cham May 23, 2015