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Hot Topic

A store for suburban pseudo-anti-capitalists to buy Anarchy and Good Charlotte shirts. A place where subcultures are marketed and confused children filled with fake angst come to by chain wallets and complex looking pants. A store that sells horrible music with the exceptions of an occasion indie, ebm, or prog. metal sampler.
That asshole had more Blink 182 albums than a Hot Topic store.
by John September 5, 2003
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Hot Bunging

When one finds a dead girl and proceeds to clean out her insides and hot box inside of her vagina, similar to munging.
Pot Head 1: "Dude that hot chick in our bio class just died."

Pot Head 2: "Let's Hot Bunge her before its to late. I'll get the weed!"

Pot Head 1: "I love Hot Bunging!!"
by ScottieWAY2HOTTIe October 13, 2011
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hot topicer

One of those posers who shops at the poser store, Hot Topic. Tends to spend hundreds of dollars on crap that you can get for a few cents on ebay.
OMG, isnt my new bracelet with spikes so hardcore goth?!?!?
by Krotchy April 29, 2004
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Hot Meal

When one person places cling film over their mouth, whilst the other shits, ejaculates and pisses in the cling film. The guy then shoves his erect penis through the film, giving the reciever a "hot meal"
Dave: I gave Jess a hot meal last night

Andy: Delicious
by Matthew Langton October 7, 2007
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hot as balls

Term describing abnormally hot weather, but which can be attributed to exactly 95 degrees Fahrenheit, which is the approximate natural temperature of male testicles.
Actually, it's only 93 degrees outside, so it's just almost as hot as balls.
by Elton John is a Sex God September 18, 2010
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Hot Pocket

The only food on Earth that takes longer to eat that it does to cook.
Hot pockets cook in 2 minutes, but take about 4 minutes to eat. That is, unless you like to burn your mouth.
by 7h0rn3 January 7, 2009
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Hot Wax

In the act of performing vaginal intercourse, you quickly tear out a chunk of your girlfriend's (or partner's) pubic hair as you finish.
After I pulled out, I gave Rachel a Hot Wax. She screamed in pain after I pulled out 6 strands of hair.
by daentourage June 28, 2009
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