somewhere in the haze got a sense ive been betrayed

the most beautiful line ever written

“taylor swift is shit” - npc
“somewhere in the haze got a sense ive been betrayed” - a god

“nevermind”

by taylor’s left toe November 27, 2022

Pooped and got up

When someone doesn’t wipe their ass. It’s also from a famous song (not really though)

Guy 1:I didn’t wipe my butt I just pooped and got up
Guy 2:WTF BRO

by Idk what name to use May 01, 2021

dirty got

Will hide under avas bed for hours waiting for a strand of hair to fall down

"I caught harvey doing the dirty got"

by Bean2213 December 02, 2020

dirty got

Will hide under avas bed for hours waiting for a strand of hair to fall down

"I caught harvey doing the dirty got"

by Bean2213 December 02, 2020

got the tip

To get the just the tip of a penis in you vagina/butt.

I got the tip last night I guess it was OK.

by Theonetheone1111 May 02, 2017

I've got the Lizards

A sexually transmitted disease in which a girl grows an appendage (or "tail") out of their vagina.

Girl 1: We can finally have sex now, I've got the Lizards!

Girl 2: Really? That's great! Being sexually attracted to girls have finally paid off.

by MajorWeeb April 04, 2015

gots

have
or
has

You gots the ball.

by yfgxfhfgx September 02, 2022