Flying Monkeys

Named after the minions of the Wicked Witch of the West, in the Wizard of OZ. These are people who have no minds of their own and will do the bidding of a witch (with a B) that controls them. They will fly out of nowhere and attack you, because they unquestioningly believe what she/he told them.

Are you innocent? Doesn’t matter.
::witch cackling:: “Fly, my pretties! Fly!”

“Great, :: name:: is jealous of me. Now she’s sent her flying monkeys to spread gossip and get me fired”!

by Lord Tracey April 6, 2023

Bog fly

Those tiny flys you see in the summer that are normally found around the bog or hovering around fruit bowls.

Have you seen all those bog flys in there!

Man, the toilet is full of bog flys!

by A.S.8 April 13, 2017

Venus fly trap

When you're about to cream in her pussy and she kegels your cock resulting in your dick being snatched thus causing an unpleasant tingling throughout your whole body :0

man 1: "dude I was about to cum and she Venus fly trapped my dick,"

man 2: "that's the worst,"

by katya & trixie May 5, 2020

Fly

Not simply drop-dead gorgeous or confidently cool, but wholly both and so much more. When you can't even put words to how someone (or through metaphor some thing) can even embody such a range of awesomeness, from effortless charm, to smart style, to stunning beauty - an alchemy of grace and strength... you my friend are in the presence of someone who is fly asf.

"Disciplined, intellectual beauty is what I desire
Flyer than Salma Hayek or Jennifer Lopez
Everyone told me, kickin' it to her was hopeless" (lyrics by Immortal Technique)

by Hellespont September 20, 2018

pigs and cows don't fly

a phrase used to mean "normal and civilized (however one defines these words) people don't behave the way you do.

a boy, after having been to physical science class in elementary school and having learnt the basics of what electricity is, comes home and tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.

His mother starts screaming at him:

mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll create sparks and burn the damn house down. Pigs and cows don't fly. Go to your room now. She then takes a broom and starts chasing him around the house.

son: I can attach balloons to anything i want, (turn anything I want into a fad or trend) no?

by Sexydimma February 28, 2012

Flying the kite

Menstruating (Weapon of choice is a tampon.)

Jezebel must be flying the kite. Seems like her time of the month.

by Smysizzle July 3, 2011

Floridian Flying Spider

Noun. A variation of a flying spider in which the user waits for their victim to enter a shower, or enclosed space, and will proceed to enter said space and ejaculate their excrement onto the victim’s body, preferably the penis.

Yo bruh, after we get back to the hotel, let’s let Adam get into the shower, and then tag team him with a Floridian Flying Spider.

by Dr Dickenstein March 28, 2024