Dangerous Dragon

When a scary woman, with spines emerges from the river to provide cunnilingus it gets so excited and castrates the prince with a tail whip to the scrotum.
That dangerous dragon is why I can’t have kids.
by River Otter November 02, 2020
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Sleeping dragon

When you have a stomach bug and shit yourself in your sleep and stay asleep through it.
I had a bad stomach bug last week and woke up to a sleeping dragon.
by Ghostfart April 07, 2022
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Dutch Angel Dragon

An anthropomorphic dragon species created by furries that is covered in fluffy fur and has fluffy cat-like ears. This species was created by Deanna Biesemeyer
F1: Bro what's your sona?
F2: It's a Dutch Angel Dragon named "Azarath"
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baby fudge dragon

A minute turd that is produced from consuming shitty baby food-esque drinks.
"Hey mom guess what!? That meatloaf brought me a baby fudge dragon!"
by Dr. Thirsty March 05, 2014
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The "Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon" strategy combines the allure of selling options on highly volatile stocks (the "Crouching Tiger") to capture generous premiums with the safety and income potential of a money market fund (the "Hidden Dragon"). Traders embrace the unpredictability of volatile stocks while safeguarding their capital through steady interest income, ensuring a balanced and resilient approach to investing in today's dynamic markets.
Person A: "I've got some extra cash to invest, but I'm open to some risk."

Person B: "Ever heard of the 'Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon' strategy? It's like having the thrill of the stock market ('Crouching Tiger') while keeping a safe backup ('Hidden Dragon') in a stable fund. Balances risk and safety."
by wangbangpro August 21, 2023
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pussy dragon jujitsu

When an unshaved woman leg locks a man's head as he's eating her out she then rolls over flipping the man on his back and rides his face until she squirts up his nose making her secretions come out the man's mouth.
Last might my girlfriend did the pussy dragon jujitsu to me.
by Pussy dragon jujitsu December 28, 2024
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the finnish grand dragon

A sex act where the male farts in the females mouth and then the female blows out the fart from her mouth into a fire that ignites the fart blown out from her mouth.
Him: Hey, do you wanna do the finnish grand dragon with me today?

Her: Yeah.
by _123345_ July 26, 2021
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