Dad

Someone whom fucked your mom just to go to the grocery store and 8 years later you still needs some milk.

Dad: I’ll Ben right back son we’re out of milk
8 years later
Son: Bitch where mah milk at

by Grandpapi knows where u live February 20, 2019

Dad

Will leave to "get milk"

Kid: "where's dad?"
Mom: "he went to the store to get milk"

by Ifuckedyoursister August 10, 2019

Dad

Guess what you don't have one

Philip: hi Jeffery's dad!
Jeffery's dad: how's your dad?
Philip: I don't know he left when I was 6 😭

by Hehe:P(Ijustsuckedyourdad) January 05, 2025

Dads

The Day After Drinking Shits

I woke up and the DADS were rancid

by Noimtherealdirtydan August 21, 2022

Dad

Dad has kids with his wife. He always tells dumb jokes but can be nice and funny at times. Doesn’t like spending a lot of money even tho we have plenty of it. We live very cheap his kids are not allowed to flush the toilet and after his kids are done In the bath he saves the bath water.

Dad: when I was young I looked at the moon

Son: I know

by Smart definitions December 22, 2019

Dad

A name for someone who goes to buy milk for decades and never comes back.

My dad went to buy milk... 23 years ago

by Imgewdunot June 15, 2021

Dad

Something you don’t have

My dad left for the milk

by P0nda May 02, 2022