jail dance

A sexual dance performed by an adult on a minor, or vice-versa, resulting in one or both of the participants serving time

"Hey man, did you hear about the kid that went to the club for his birthday? What a badass!"

"Yeah, but the cops found out it was a jail dance and arrested the performer. He does look mature for an eleven year old though"

by Word_4_word September 21, 2016

monger dance

The motion that is deliberately made by a man's erect penis "jumping" around during a massage.

One massage therapist to another: " I just finished that man's massage, and he was doing the monger dance the whole time he was face up."

by Massagemaven July 4, 2016

Exit Dance

The go-to maneuver when you're deep in a crowd and trying to leave. It is the most logical exit strategy. As you dance past them, bystanders will respect you for being a fucking boss. If you remain hype on your way out, people will ignore the fact that you're lame for leaving that party, concert, rave, etc. Always a 'W'.

Own that exit dance, and getcho ass out of there.

i.e. also works to get to the front at a rave

"I need some water! Lets get out of this crowd!"

* holds intense eye contact *

"Listen mate, this crowd is thick. Looks like an exit dance is our only way out."

by svggytits November 13, 2016

disco dance

Is a different style of Dance. Often you Dance a lot more faster than in other styles. You Need to be flexible, and strong to hit the powerful moves. Your facial expressions are important. This style of Dance is most big in the Scandinavia, but also in rest of europe.

Oh you do disco dance? You Need to be very well trained!

Disco Dance is such a fun Dance style!

by Alialimm December 12, 2016

Flap dance

When a person has to lift the meat apron to give a sexy lap dance. Aka grinding on a fatty and having to lift the flap of fat to touch the junk.

The two lard asses at the end of the bar keep doing the flap dance to Justin Timberlake.

by Sparkle Horse kitten February 8, 2017

Free dance

When a person dances freely or dances without rhythm.

Billy loves to free dance even without music

by Billy bob Thornton April 6, 2017

Norwegian Dance

A sacred dance that has the potential to create storms and etc.

My crops was on the verge of death until my friend did his/her Norwegian dance and a few hours later, it stormed ,restoring the crops back to its luscious state

by TheWon(one) May 4, 2017