Chris

terrible at modern warfare im tired of carrying this fucking pile of shit he can barely get one kill hes literal dogshit he thinks hes better than me but i can beat him 200-0 in a sniper 1v1 without trying while hes literally cheating im telling you man this guy is dogshit never play with anyone named chris unless you're ready to carry an absolute sack of shit

fuck chris

by bigman5482 August 3, 2020

Chris

A smart individual who can get a lot of girls if he wanted

His a chill dude with more friends then foe

His best friends name usually starts with a C to I don't know why it's just common

People ask him for advice for girls and nobody else

Chris can you give me advice its this really cute girl I like. Can you give me some tips

by Thatkyd you can't handle October 24, 2017

Chris mode

When you drink Malibu and throw up on and then proceed to strip naked and run through the house punching other party members and screaming racial slurs at them.

Did you see Chris last night at the party? He went Chris mode.

by Chris_Mcbride November 8, 2022

Chris

A cute and weird, sometimes darkly comedic and disturbing, guy who is caring, loving, selfless, and trustful to the people he loves, and is a self-proclaimed horror and music addict.

Person A: Hey, have you met the new guy
Person B: You mean Chris?
A: Yea! That guy! I went to greet him and surprisingly, he’s a very nice guy!
B: He really is.

by Ziipher Bungle August 4, 2019

Biggy chris

When a bigger person jerks off into his belly rolls and lets it dry up, and eats the crust later in the day.

Guy 1: i went for biggy chris this morning

Guy 2: can you share the crust with me im hungry?
Guy 1: sorry me and lucas finished it already

by Shmeat pounder86 March 26, 2024

CHRIS

Mentally weak coward. Also known as "Binky boy".

You are a damn Chris.

Dont be so Chris about shit.

by Pseu davis June 12, 2019

Chris

Chris is funny,cute,sexy,athletic and a lot more. Chris can make a sad person happy and his hair is the best. His smile is amazing and he can dress really well. Chris is also the best especially when it comes to relationships because he’s the best when it comes to anything sexually he is most likely the best you will ever have, he will rock your world. He’s the person every girl wants and everybody wants to be like. He also knows how to treat females and is very respectful. Chris is a very respectable person and nice unless you get on his bad side. If you have a Chris trust me you do not want to lose him.

Girl #1:girl who is that
Girl #2: omg that’s Chris he is so amazing….

by (<_>) November 22, 2021