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Chocolate Fish Bomb

A Chocolate Fish Bomb is what happens when you're eating out a chick with a smelly vagina and she blows diarrhea all over your face.
Enticed by the seductive nature of her sweaty quarfs, Waldo followed his nose and heart until his face was planted firmly inbetween the prostititute's hairy manlegs, and shortly thereafter, a vicious Chocolate Fish Bomb would land him in the ICU.
by Brian Quarfkin October 18, 2009
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Delaware Chocolate popsicle

The act of Butt hole penetration (hers) via fingers and having women lick them. Or suck on them if you want to give a vanilla swirl cream in her mouth first or after
guy 1: "Hey did you hear, she apparently has a taste for Delaware chocolate posicle's,"

guy 2: "eww shes dirty"

Delaware Chocolate popsicle
by Matty Zizzle February 24, 2009
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Chocolate Cherry Ladyfingers

When a male excretes into a female's hand, and she proceeds to masturbate while on her menstrual cycle.
And we had chocolate cherry ladyfingers for desert.. my vajayjay still smells like dook!
by Ryan & Erica November 26, 2007
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Chocolate Dutch Bomb

When you have diarrhea, then wait until you can not hold it in anymore and get some friends to pin down a random person walking on the street or in a park, anywhere really. Then, you whip down your pants, and press your ass to the strangers pinned down mouth and let loose. The shit will explode out of their nose.
Hey guys, I'm about to shit my pants. Let's give that bitch over there a Chocolate Dutch Bomb!
by Hexforge June 7, 2011
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Chocolate Chip Pancake

Common practice in the Midwest, the Chocolate Chip Pancake requires a man to shit on a pillow then does the female from behind while he shoves her face into the shit. Used in combination with a few other moves, one can accomplish a Breakfast Buffet; once thought to be an unattainable dream, but the popularization of the Chocolate Chip Pancake is making the Breakfast Buffet somewhat a more realistic but still epic move.
Bitch was so hot for ween that I made a deal with her; she only gets it if we bake a fresh Chocolate Chip Pancake.
by AMc799 January 21, 2009
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Hot chocolate left

Left of a given reference on a ski slope; from the point of view of a person having hot chocolate in the lodge.
Ted: Check out that babe!
Bill: Where!?
Ted: Hot chocolate left of the halfpipe.
Bill: Dude, that's your step-mom!
by Drew Stevens January 26, 2006
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Chocolate Chip Pancake

When a guy is performing anal sex on a subject, ejaculates inside of the butt cavity, pulls out, felches out the jizz that has some chocolatey poopy particles in it, rolls the subject over and spits out the batter on their stomach like pancake batter on a hot frying pan.
Guy 1: How was your date last night?
Guy 2: It was great! Gave her the ole chocolate chip pancake.
by YAYA2069 September 23, 2016
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