Canned

To get in trouble for doing something your not supposed to be doing

Oh no! I got canned last night for going out

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Oh You Can Just

Diplomatic way of telling a customer to go and fuck themselves. Used most often by Customer Service staff to deflect from a request to fix a service breakage or deficiency by describing what is usually an elaborate and inconvenient way for the customer to work around the breakage.

"I cannot pay you online."

"Oh you can just call us, follow the voice prompts, type in your phone number, credit card number, expiry date, last three digits and amount into your phone keypad, and pay that way."

"Did you just tell me to go fuck myself?"

"We sure did. Anything more we can help with today?"

"No, that was it, thank you."

by jillmcpail June 8, 2022

slump can

during a long night of drinking, there is always that one dude blacked out on the couch. As his head swings back and forth and he mumbles about something he has gone full slumpcan

Example: " Colin drank a full bottle of Kamchatka and how he has gone slump can."

by slumpin November 6, 2014

farted a can of pepsi

When you feel delighted in a way of dissatisfaction, loss, or redoing.

After I went to get a tacos de harina, and my stomach felt ill, I used the restroom to let it all out, ad then I farted a can of pepsi.

by pluvuto February 9, 2021

can someone translate

1.You don’t want to cope with his/her foolishness.

2. You don’t understand.

1.
Person: “So in conclusion, the earth is flat.”

Person 2: “Can someone translate.”

2.

Person 1: *teaches Math
Person 2: “Can someone translate?”

by quACK ACK November 11, 2018

can of whoopass

basically it means when someone or you are threatening someone that you're gonna kick their asshole to the moon, ya jew-tard

Bob: fite me nigga
Joe The Fitness Trainer: don't make me open a can of whoopass bitch
Bob: I just did though

by LargeWillyHaver59 January 18, 2018