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can someone translate

1.You don’t want to cope with his/her foolishness.

2. You don’t understand.
1.
Person: “So in conclusion, the earth is flat.”

Person 2: “Can someone translate.”

2.

Person 1: *teaches Math
Person 2: “Can someone translate?”
by quACK ACK November 11, 2018
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pigs can fly!

The greatest band to come out of Vista, CA. Consist of 5 awesome guys. Rocking the world since 2005. Will become Famous and Tour the World.
The Pigs Can Fly! show was soooo amazing last night!
by pcfbass November 14, 2011
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you can tell us anything

Something a parent says to coax you into admitting something.
Parents: You can tell us anything.
Child: I’m trans.
Parents: We’re disowning you.
by bismuthdistrict January 14, 2024
mugGet the you can tell us anythingmug.

Mississippi Can Opener

when you're being pegged in the ass by a vibrating monster dildo while trying to take a shit, but you can't shit because your ass is covered by a dildo. this causes you to vomit up all the shit, and proceed to put it in a jar and freeze it for the next day. used the next morning as a stimulant for sexual arousal and prowess.
person 1: "hey babe, you wanna try the Mississippi Can Opener tonight"
person 2: "sure, just make sure you eat up before"
by MississipiMenace December 21, 2022
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canned potato homie

Someone who is savory and sweet but will open up a can of whoop ass on any thot that will try to cross you
She is such a canned potato homie she always gots my back.
by Quiefmister January 21, 2018
mugGet the canned potato homiemug.

Can

a can

slang/shortened word for any american person
“ oh is she’s is she a can?”
by jeeeperz September 7, 2020
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