1.
Person: “So in conclusion, the earth is flat.”
Person 2: “Can someone translate.”
2.
Person 1: *teaches Math
Person 2: “Can someone translate?”
Person: “So in conclusion, the earth is flat.”
Person 2: “Can someone translate.”
2.
Person 1: *teaches Math
Person 2: “Can someone translate?”
by quACK ACK November 11, 2018

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Zero: Dear to whomever it has triggered, Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hand and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a male can portray the rest. Sincerely yours, Angel Jose Robles
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 16, 2025

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when you're being pegged in the ass by a vibrating monster dildo while trying to take a shit, but you can't shit because your ass is covered by a dildo. this causes you to vomit up all the shit, and proceed to put it in a jar and freeze it for the next day. used the next morning as a stimulant for sexual arousal and prowess.
person 1: "hey babe, you wanna try the Mississippi Can Opener tonight"
person 2: "sure, just make sure you eat up before"
person 2: "sure, just make sure you eat up before"
by MississipiMenace December 21, 2022

Someone who is savory and sweet but will open up a can of whoop ass on any thot that will try to cross you
by Quiefmister January 21, 2018

