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stuff my bean

by Minmb October 17, 2019
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spray your beans

To ejaculate profusely, to produce a long string of porky pearls, a continuous blast of bollock fat.
"I pulled my meat out of her hot wet cunt and sprayed my beans across her tits and face".
" don't spray your beans over it" (meaning don't get to excited)
by Mr Cunt February 24, 2008
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No flicking the bean February

The female form of no nut Novemeber in which the female cannot get off. This is to show the will power and strength of a woman. There are rules:
Female may not masturbate in any form including but not limited to fingers, toys, shower heads etc...
Female must not cum or orgasm in any way.
Female may become aroused however, must show her strength and will power by not giving in.

Erotic dreams are allowed however must not be acted upon.
If involved it is the partners role to try to arouse the female to tempt her.
Upon successfully completing this task the female should participate in munch it March in which the female receives copious amounts of oral sex.
Paul: Girl I want to feel you quiver as I kiss my way up your thighs
An anonymous female: No way player Im participating in no flicking the bean February , but when I make it munch it March your my bitch... bring chapstick
by Paula Phelps November 8, 2018
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Chili Bean bomb

A collective thought, a cleansing of our beastly idiocracy.
Chili bean bomb is all, and all is Chili bean bomb
"Honey, bring out the fine china, we're praying to Chili bean bomb todady!
"GRANT US EYES, GRANT US EYES, AS YOU ONCE DID FOR THE CHILI BEAN BOMB"
"Never forgot, for our prayers will be listed, our wish will be granted, as Chili bean bomb is all forgiving!"
by Greirat November 1, 2023
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bust a bean in this bitch

The hottest thing you can whisper into a bitch's ear, before releasing your hot baby-batter.
Kyle Whispers: "Imma bust a bean in this bitch. aha..." Kyle Laugh.
by Sinful Saddy May 14, 2020
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dirty bean juice

Dirty bean juice gets you stoked in the am.
by KingSalami1313 June 27, 2021
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boils my beans

Something minute that angers you extremely badly, but is no big deal.
boils my beans: Something that REALLY pisses you the fuck off, but is not really important in any respect.

"gosh, it really boiled my beans when I had to wait 3 minutes for my food at taco bell."
by Boiled Beans October 7, 2018
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