Air

Something we breath

You are breathing air

by Anotheranonymous March 1, 2022

ate air

didn't achieve anything👎👎

person 1: that actress ate!
person 2: she ate air, she can't act at all

by binjinmarried January 31, 2022

off the air

Anything our friend Billy would say at any time, at any place. But our better friend, Alex, fortunately has never had an "off the air" experience, but wishes to take this moment to give some examples of Billy moments:

"No no, my watch is broken, but I can tell the time anyway."
--Off the air

"You know that porn movie, Country Comfort? Yeah I jacked THREE times to that shit!"
--Off the air

"You know that hot math teacher, Mrs. Lavelle? Yeah I love her hairy legs, they make me tingle with delight."
--Off the air

"Dudes, last night I put my balls in my stomach!"
--Off the air

"Guy's, a big penis is like 2 inches. I made the cut!"
--Off the air

by APW December 6, 2006

Air Bum'ing

The act of bum'ing someone with out them knowing and without contact

I air bum'ed my boss today Air Bum'ing

by pjmuvaDJ December 16, 2009

iphone air

Tim definitely did not cook….

the iphone air is the result of letting Tim Cook too much…. in fact he overcooked!

by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing September 23, 2025

air dabs

The act of hypothetically fist bumping someone.

"Congratulations everyone! We helped find a cure for cancer, air dabs to you!"

by Thatoneguyyoudontknow November 3, 2013

straight air

When someone, usually performing a sport such as skiing or skating, catches air and does not perform a trick or grab of any sort. Just a straight up air. If you don't flap your arms around madly and you don't land like a boner (see LINE Traveling Circus, Style Coach) it can sometimes look kind of cool.

Zach had mad steez on skis even while performing a straight air.

by YodaTheJedi February 11, 2014