The defintion of douche cookie is rather simple, it is basicly the same as calling someone a duche bag.
A duche cookie can also be used to describe the remnints of douching.
A duche cookie can also be used to describe the remnints of douching.
In this senario, Jack is a senior in high school that plays Uno and Magic at lunch in the cafiteria for fun. Sierra is a pretty popular girl who thinks Jack is pathetic.
Sierra: "God Jack, whats your problem, your such a little fucking douche cookie!"
Sierra: "God Jack, whats your problem, your such a little fucking douche cookie!"
by LucidNightmare July 21, 2010
by drop a heart, break a name<3 August 01, 2008
by gvnther March 15, 2008
When someone makes a lot more money than me and drives a nicer car like a BMW I call them a BMW Douche.
I can't stand the fact they can walk into a BMW/Porsche/Mercedes-Benz dealership and put down 50,000+ in cash for a customized brand new BMW with all the bells and whistles.
Or the person may have a good job/ more money in the bank than I do and The most convenient thing to do is call them a douche to make up for the fact I could never afford any of the possessions they can.
I really can't think of anything else to call them so I'll use Douche.
I can't stand the fact they can walk into a BMW/Porsche/Mercedes-Benz dealership and put down 50,000+ in cash for a customized brand new BMW with all the bells and whistles.
Or the person may have a good job/ more money in the bank than I do and The most convenient thing to do is call them a douche to make up for the fact I could never afford any of the possessions they can.
I really can't think of anything else to call them so I'll use Douche.
by Booby.Ss April 24, 2010
by kyle namsserk October 25, 2006
A lil nasty greaseball that lies all the time, and is as nasty as a piece of cheese stuck in your ass for more than 3 weeks!! They eat all your food, and charge up ur phonebill! And they are up ur ass like that piece of cheese!
My friend, that piece of shit!
by Bob November 17, 2004
When u wanna be creative and not use douche bag you use douche flute
Douche meaning vagina cleaning
Flute meaning they are fucking retarded
Douche meaning vagina cleaning
Flute meaning they are fucking retarded
by UncontrolledGlizzy October 04, 2021