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lolage not college

Don’t stress about school just enjoy it whilst it lasts
Science is stressing me out “,”lolage not college
by suiifeon September 18, 2020
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College ELA

A literal scam that is designed to waste your time and money. Once you pass English 9, you know literally everything you could possibly know about ELA (You know enough to survive after passing English 6). At least English 10, English 11, and English 12 are free... but College ELA? That is some bullshit you have to pay for. No thank you, I'll go take French 3 instead.
College ELA is a scam and a massive waste of time
by Sanae Katagiri April 5, 2022
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San pedro college basic education department

A place where it's filled with uwu pick mes and overpriced cheese bread with 90% bread, 9% air and 1% cheese. Here you either pee in the nasty non-flushed toilets or pee just outside the school yard.
"Hey you go to San pedro college basic education department?"
"No"
"You're so cool."
by ilikemilo October 8, 2021
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so college

When you are just too college for everyone else.
Person 1: "I just asked coach if he wants my ketchup bottle"
Person 2: "That's so college"
by pablobuyskicks September 22, 2021
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Adela College

A small, baccalaureate women's college in poor state West Virginia that offers merely 2 degrees, 1 club, and a library with only 30 books and 3 divisions.
Human resource: Are you a college graduate?
Young woman: Yes, I attended Adela College
by Miss Scotta June 10, 2021
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Rosebank College

Hoes bank college

full of stuck up twelves who think they run Sydney and better than everyone because they go to a co-ed school.
All boys act like their apart of a gang and all the girls act like everyone loves them but in reality their a bunch on nobody’s, flops and slurs
guy- “what school do u go to”
girl - “rosebank college you”
guy - *pending*
by super girl 111 July 6, 2022
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College

Okay, college is probably one of the most overrated things in American culture. And please don’t lie and say that the vast majority of people go there for serious education. Many people just party there, but of course they probably won’t admit it and say that they want to get a bachelors in psychology or whatever. For some reason we apparently live in this messed up culture where someone who doesn’t go to college is seen as intellectually inferior, even if they aren’t in nearly as much debt, and actually make a decent amount of money (e.g. an electrician).
Again, some people may not want to admit this. But you probably know it’s true.
College is overrated.

Whether you want to admit it or not, it seems like for many people going to college nowadays is less about getting serious education and more about going there due to social pressure from parents, American culture, and/or to make an excuse to party a lot.

Of course, people probably don’t want to admit that, but I honestly think it’s true.

But apparently some Americans care way too much about their social status, so maybe they’ll abuse college and use it as a flex.

Like this:

Alex: I went to University at Buffalo.

Sam (who’s from an upper middle class white suburban family): I went to Yale. LOOK AT ME I’M SO SPECIAL AND SMART!!!

Alex: (might be secretly jealous, but probably because we live in the USA, going to college is a bragging right to show how “smart you are”, even if you’re a terrible person. So Alex keeps quiet).
by EccentricCookie123 July 2, 2023
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