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Talk Tuah

Talk Tuah is one of the most influential podcasts and pieces of media of the century. Following the story of the "Hawk Tuah" girl, it shows the ups and downs of fame and limelight. To say it is a work of art is no exaggeration. Its philosophical applications belong among that of Aristotle, Plato, Nietzsche. To be the best is to be Talk Tuah. It will change a mans life, and I ask that you look into it.
"Talk Tuah is better than my works" -aristotle at some point i think
by talktuah October 8, 2024
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Surround talking

Talking about someone behind their back, mostly to point out real or perceived flaws, attack them verbally and harass them with constant criticism, but still pretending to be their friend. Usually practiced by envious "friends".
Mati: "Sebastian is such a hypocrite! Yesterday he was surround talking about us with Camila. They said all sort of mean things".

Candy: "F*ck them! They are just jealous of us!"
by Matilaria October 8, 2008
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talking to talk

talking for the sake of talking
“do you ever shut up? sometimes it feels like you’re just talking to talk.”
by ratatatatatttataaa February 14, 2024
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talk sandy to me

The request from one sexual partner to another to put on his black Jedi robe and whine like Anakin Skywalker about why he hates sand during sexy times.
Tell me what you want!” “Talk sandy to me!!”.
by TaraWard10 August 31, 2023
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Muppet talk

When a person inserts there entire hand up someones ass and proceeds to spell different words using sign language while the "Muppet" tries to guess the word correctly. Each word guessed correctly is a point.
Last night I got six points playing Muppet talk ! And one of the words was hippopotamus.
by Bobertthroatcheck March 29, 2024
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We don't talk about him, no, no, no! We don't talk about him! BUT! It was my opening day It was our opening day We were getting ready, and there wasn't a bean in sight! No beans allowed in sight! Bean Gobbler walks in with a mischievous bib- BEAN LEAK!! You telling this REDACTED, or am I?I'm sorry, REDACTED, go on He says, "It looks BEANZ" Why did he tell THEM? In doing so, he fills my brain REDACTED, get the umbrellas Opened in a bean leak! What a horrid one... but anyways! We don't talk about #1 Bean Gobbler, no, no, no! We don't talk about him! Hey! Grew to live in fear of him screaming or eating I could always hear him sort of crunching and grumbling I associate him with the sound of screams, AH-AH-AH! It's a heavy lift, with a mouth so hungry Always left REDACTED and the COMPANY? fumbling Grappling with weirdness they couldn't fathom Do you understand? A seven-foot leak Beans along his bib When he calls your NAME? It all fades to dark Yeah, he smells your beans.. And feasts on the beans! (NOOO!) We don't talk about BEAN GOBBLER, no, no, no! (We don't talk about HIM, no, no, no!) We don't talk about him! (we don't talk about him!!) He told me rats would come, The next day: AHHHHHHHHHHH! (No, no!) He told me I'd grow an addiction! And just like he said... (no, no!) He said that all my beans would get eaten, now where are my beans! (no, no! Hey!) Your fate is sealed when your bean cans are stolen!
Basically, if you have a friend that eats too many beans, call them an AnderBeanGobbler. If they steal your beans, that's one too! They also correct you by saying "you're*" in an argument. If any of those fall down to their categories, you know that's an AnderBeanGobbler! We don't talk about AnderBeanGobbler.
by bean keeper February 23, 2022
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