My cat was stuck in a tree and now he’s gone

I woke up to see my cat outside my window on a tree

And he ran away , he’s gone with the wind guys

My cat was stuck in a tree and now he’s gone, my cat somehow got outside and was in a tree and he looked at me for two minutes and then ran away

by A Cardboard box December 10, 2021

piss the bark off a tree

To pee so hard you could take the bark off of a tree

“When I was young, I could piss the bark off a tree.”

by CharlieAlpha November 13, 2022

Cut you down like a tree

when a girl is taller than the guy so he says this to refer to laying the girl down to engage in sexual acts

Girl: How tall are you

Guy: 5'8 , how tall r u

Girl: im 5'10
Guy: imma still cut you down like a tree

by Chrxssy February 23, 2023

Tasting the syrup off my tree

When someone keeps dick riding and wont leave you alone

C: makes joke
K: laughs a little bit
C: whats so funny bro you gay or something?
K: stop tasting the syrup off my tree bro

by Lil_beanflaker25k February 23, 2026

Nodev Making Love to a Tree

In the life of the average Nodev he is met with a special mating event where he will find a tree, and start making sexually suggestive love gestures to it, until it will ruthlessly try to breed it to no avail. this event could be very lethal to some Nodev's as it endangers their very hope of getting loved by other inanimate beings or humans. Today, we know that for a Nodev to get a partner is a once in a lifetime event.

oh wow that's a Nodev Making Love to a Tree... that is so cool and rare. poor Nodev

by C armel March 16, 2026

The Oldest Book in The Tree

By Throbert Buster

Meaning the oldest trick in the book, but amidst a dreary morning, a lazy rising sun, a distinguished gentlemen by the name of Throbert Buster, twixt with his confusion, exclaims, "The Oldest Book in The Tree!"

Thats literally The Oldest Book in The Tree bro.

by Ignacio DriverbeerLluchalatore February 19, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>Alone In Theeeeeee Dark<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Alone In Theeeeeee Dark<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Alone In Theeeeeee Dark<.7.9.7.6.>

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 30, 2025