Toe Nail Black Market

We secretly sell toe nails. Our company makes over 3 million dollars in revenue every month. Basically we are a secret underground black market that specializes in selling toe nail clippings.

Imma buy some toe nails from the toe nail black market. I will make a necklace out of them

by Kim song dune September 30, 2019

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Croc Toe

The biggest degenerate of all time. A croc toe is someone who mainly only ever wears Crocs. In rain, sun, and snow, these people will never understand that crocs aren't a fashion sense, more of an actual tactical usage of utility.

Ashton: Umm, Jen..
Jen: *Chewing gum obnoxiously* What do you want, Ashton?
Ashton: You do realize that it's the middle of winter, right?
Jen: Yeah, and?
Ashton: Why do you have crocs on?
Jen: Because it's trending right now. Everyone has them.
Ashton: I mean, it makes no sense, especially in this time of the season.
Jen: Listen here, Ashton, I have every right to wear whatever the fuck I want to wear.
Ashton: *With a smugged face* Okay, fair. You obviously have croc toe syndrome.

by Pussdrop October 22, 2019

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toe peasant

A dog or person who enjoys licking toes

My dog is a toe peasant. He enjoys licking my toes.

by Jgo95 November 19, 2023

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lil toes

lil toes is the rapper name for Desmond James Whaley

his name is lil toes

by NRA Inc. July 8, 2021

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Toe Joe

The act of kicking the ever living shit out of a ball, instead of playing with finesse.

Kicking something as hard as you can with the toe of your shoe.

Often confused with Japanese Hideki Tojo, but just like Dave Assman, he was neither created the Ass nor the man.

I thought you were playing soccer.
We were before Greg gave the call a toe joe into next year.

by keeper of the real May 26, 2020

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