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Spending less money

OH! BRILLIANT! I (THE GENIUS SCREENWRITER THAT SUCCEEDED WHERE YOU FAILED) DIDN'T THINK OF THAT! IF ONLY MY BRAIN (WHICH HAS RECENTLY BEEN CITED MORE TIMES BY MAINSTREAM INTELLECTUALS THAN ANY OTHER AUTHOR) WORKED MORE GOODERS!

Hym "Right and business owners should just stopped getting robbed! People should just stop getting murdered too! I make 150% more than my previous job but the price of everything has increased by 250% I guess I should just go to the dollar store and by a bunch of cheap heavily processed food so I can contribute to the obesity crisis that you care so much about and drink out of the tap like the peasant slave that I am! Spend every day feeling sick to my stomach until I earn the right to spend my own money on food that isn't poison. It won't get me credit for any of the things I've written. I know!
Maybe the business that refuses to give employees full-time so that they don't have to pay for health or dental insurance should be held accountable for the quality of life they provide for their employees because even though the skill required is low they need an indefinite amount of labor. Labor that consists of staving off the homeless crackheads and panhandlers that frequent the store and scraping shit off the floor because people (apparently) don't know how to use a toilet. I can't work more hours because the managers have labor quotas and don't have any ours to give. And that applies to BOTH of the jobs I'm working. I already AM spending less money because the only thing I pay for is bills and food and drink. I eat one meal a day now. 'WeLl gEt AnOtHeR jOb!' Says the retard. Even doing that would lead to a transitory period where I would run out of money because jobs never start new employees at the beginning of a pay period. Meaning it would take at least a month for me to get a full paycheck. Hopefully I can convince my landlord not to evict me until I get paid. I would literally have to save up money to be able to afford to switch jobs to a job where I make more money. Assuming that anyone hires me (which would also take time). You come here and do it. I can sit and regurgitate my opinion into the ether for and hour and I can do it better than YOU, so, let's see you come down to hell and do my thing. They have to weaponize schizophrenia at you too. Let's see it."
by Hym Iam May 2, 2023
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C Money

C Money is a term used for anybody’s name who starts with a C. Anybody who wants to be a rapper or is just really cool and their name starts with c, will probably be a C Money
Wow that person named Caleb is a C Money
by LMoff May 17, 2022
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money

Robber: give me your money
Innocent guy: no
Robber: 234.13.934.233
by funnim4n September 20, 2022
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L Money

The hottest, sexiest, most breedable stallion ALMOST in My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. He has a enormous penis known as Buddy the Member he uses as his pleasure stick but also as a 5th Hoove to hold stuff with or to propel himself.

He has a red mane & tail, deep blue eyes, white coat covering his vitiligo, a large green dollar sign cutie mark, and is very tall and large.

He is best known for his constant desire for pony sexual intercourse with both genders but mostly Mares in heat. He is determined to breed ALL of the mares in Equestria.

Created by Liam Keel the King of My Little Pony on July 25th, 2023, and depicted on his TikTok account @kingofmlp.
That pony on TikTok L Money is SO HOT, my next oc will be one of his children with Applejack...
by Liams Bank July 1, 2025
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Cash Money Predator

A person who is only after wealth and money.
"She a cash money predator so there ain't no point in sweating her" - BashfortheWorld
by bigmoneyman001 November 20, 2023
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mr money

by unfunny3 November 23, 2021
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