Sock Solitaire

The game of matching socks after doing laundry with the rarely achieved goal of matching.

Unlike a fixed deck of cards, sock solitaire involves the added thrill of overcoming entropy and chaos to have all socks reunited in a single batch of laundry.

by DrTortoise September 9, 2025

argile socks

a pattern on socks

"Jimmy put your argile socks on for school, don't you just love the pattern?"

🎤I got my socks on,
I got my socks off,
I got my argile socks on

by flip_4_life May 16, 2016

bacon socks

bacon that tastes like socks or socks that tastes like bacon

Guy 1: "Dude did you try that bacon?"
Guy 2: "Bro, it tastes like bacon socks"

by pencil37289147891234 September 17, 2014

Poop sock

The old sock that you hide in your closet filled with your shit.

MY MOM FOUND THE POOP SOCK!

by Crempent December 2, 2019

fuzzy socks

a pair of thick fuzzy socks that a man cums in and shoves into his partners mouth keeping her quiet.

He shoved the sticky warm fuzzy socks into her mouth and she was quiet.

by fuzzysocks May 3, 2021

Titty Socks

Funny name for a Bra made up by a toddler on tiktok : @haileyynicholee_

“I’m wearing titty socks”

by Haileyynicholee_ May 7, 2025

Socks

Definition 1: A clothing piece, Applied onto the person's foot, usually to assist in either wearing shoes, loafers, sneakers, any type of footwear (except easier footwear to get into/summer footwear <sandles, flip flops, crocs>) or is either worn for just warmth usually in winter as comfort, It can come in different lengths like sport socks which usually are as long as your entire or half of your lower leg, or kneesocks which are female wear made to reach over the knee and thigh-highs which are pretty long to reach halfway through your thigh or covering two thirds of your thigh
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Definition 2: A slang to describe hitting someone with your fist A.K.A a substitute for the term "Punch"

Example 1:

Hannah: Have you seen my striped socks?

Oliver: No, They must be at the laundry.

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"I'm finna sock you"
The punk said angrily

by Mystei July 17, 2024