Sloppy Toppenheimer

When you give such good top that he explodes all over you.

Let's go back to my place and I'll give you Sloppy Toppenheimer

by Beeparisu September 20, 2023

Sloppy Boebert

(noun) Like a Boebert, but done on a first date, while vaping. Preferably while singing "I love you. You love me" after drinking a double mouthful of the discount liquor store's finest whipped cream vodka.

Damn, girl, I knew you were as cheap and easy as dollar store mac-and-cheese, but that Sloppy Boebert...Dayuuum...

by Philbert T. Merkin III September 20, 2023

Sloppy Joe

The act of drunkenly vomiting on a partner's genitals during felatio.

Josie was so drunk she ended up giving me a sloppy joe last night.

by Sloppyjosie September 22, 2023

sloppy peen

A big sloppy willy

You have such a sloppy peen <3

by Deccyyyyyy October 3, 2023

Sloppy Alan

A Sloppy Alan is when you shart but catch it with your ass cheeks so it never touches your pants. Leaving pants clean thus not resulting in shit pants.

Bro #1. Bro I just sharted Bro.

Bro #2. Bro you gotta go change Bro?

Bro #1. Nah Bro I caught it with my butt cheeks and it never touched my pants!

Bro #2. Tight! A Sloppy Alan!

Bro #1. Sloppy Alan!

Bro #1 and Bro #2 High-five.

by RyButtnik October 5, 2023

Sloppy Otto

When two people go ass-to-ass, one drops a deuce between the other’s cheeks, and both squeeze together, making a makeshift set of buns.

She said she was down for anything… until I suggested a sloppy otto…

by CokeCanCurtis September 24, 2025

Sloppy handkerchief

The act in which a person ejaculates onto a handkerchief, lets it dry and then gives it to someone else to use.

“Hey John did you use the sloppy handkerchief”

by BlanketSmeller3000 October 2, 2025