by Beeparisu September 20, 2023
Get the Sloppy Toppenheimer mug.(noun) Like a Boebert, but done on a first date, while vaping. Preferably while singing "I love you. You love me" after drinking a double mouthful of the discount liquor store's finest whipped cream vodka.
Damn, girl, I knew you were as cheap and easy as dollar store mac-and-cheese, but that Sloppy Boebert...Dayuuum...
by Philbert T. Merkin III September 20, 2023
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Get the Sloppy Joe mug.A Sloppy Alan is when you shart but catch it with your ass cheeks so it never touches your pants. Leaving pants clean thus not resulting in shit pants.
Bro #1. Bro I just sharted Bro.
Bro #2. Bro you gotta go change Bro?
Bro #1. Nah Bro I caught it with my butt cheeks and it never touched my pants!
Bro #2. Tight! A Sloppy Alan!
Bro #1. Sloppy Alan!
Bro #1 and Bro #2 High-five.
Bro #2. Bro you gotta go change Bro?
Bro #1. Nah Bro I caught it with my butt cheeks and it never touched my pants!
Bro #2. Tight! A Sloppy Alan!
Bro #1. Sloppy Alan!
Bro #1 and Bro #2 High-five.
by RyButtnik October 5, 2023
Get the Sloppy Alan mug.When two people go ass-to-ass, one drops a deuce between the other’s cheeks, and both squeeze together, making a makeshift set of buns.
by CokeCanCurtis September 24, 2025
Get the Sloppy Otto mug.The act in which a person ejaculates onto a handkerchief, lets it dry and then gives it to someone else to use.
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