Sloppy Lobster

Eating out the booty with melted garlic butter while they are wearing fishnets, timbs and a biker jacket.

Kenny: How was last night?
Blake: I gave her the old Sloppy Lobster...ya know

by green_peen_memes January 13, 2021

Sloppy José

When a girl has diarrhea, doesn’t wipe and you eat her asshole.

I took her home and gave her a sloppy José.

by Elena Fuente November 11, 2019

Sloppy Jose

A very bad blowjob…typically after the girl drinks toooo many tequila shots and throws up the Mexican food from dinner onto the man’s penis.

Meaghan gave her date one hell of a Sloppy Jose last night.

by BigBwiththeBigD March 27, 2025

sloppy cucumber

When you pull your dick out of a vagina. Just after your post cum snooze. And it looks like that cucumber that you find in your salad drawer about 4 weeks after you bought it.

Sorry for dragging my sloppy cucumber across your leg. Here's a towel

by Richd32 January 21, 2025

sloppy amigo

Eating a large Mexican meal and engaging in anal sex before one has had a bathroom break.

Alphonoso knew Betty just ate that chimichanga, but she was giving up that ass. He was gonna have to risk that sloppy amigo....

by Igotsdatfunk March 06, 2016

sloppy joppy

When there is a smeared sloppy joe on someone's dick and the other person eats it off

Can I get a sloppy Joppy please

by Faxspitter69420 March 18, 2022

Sloppy Joe Biden

Receiving messy oral from somebody you definitely don’t want to admit you got it from; or, receiving oral from somebody who may or may not be all there

“Yeah, last week she came over and came me the ole Sloppy Joe Biden”

“You got an SJB from them?”

“Yeah, just keep it to yourself but it was great”

by junkiemonkey737 March 25, 2024