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Spinning Cock-slap

Verb. A mid- air maneuver. To strike a person or an object with your erect penis whilst spinning in mid-air. Note: you must rotate a full 360% for it to be a full Spinning Cock-slap, otherwise it doesn't count. Think a Roundhouse kick, only with your penis. If you get hit with a
Spinning Cock-slap", you lose 20 "cool" points.
Not to be confused with the "Jumping Cock-Smash"
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Mike used the "Spinning cock-slap" to knock the drink out of Tina's hand and spilled it all over her new blouse.

After Mike had sex with you Mother, he performed the "Spinning Cock-slap", and forcefully thumped her nose with his penis, she was most displeased.
by Rauchy Rauch April 1, 2008
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Slap A Zoe Day

May 6 is when u can officially slap a zoe (hatian) and they cannot do nothing back but take the hit
Me: What's today date??
Boy: May 6
Me: BOY O BOY TIME TO SLAP ME A ZOE SINCE ITS SLAP A ZOE DAY!!
by King1397 May 30, 2011
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slap n tickle

basicly when someone goes to have sexual intercourse with someone
' wheres she goin?'
'oh ya know for a bit of slap n tickle'
by xxljxx May 21, 2006
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Slap your shit

A last attempt ultimatum-like phrase to completely silence a group or individual, when all else fails to
DUDE SHUT THE HELL UP OR I WILL SLAP YOUR SHIT

-utter silence-
by NotMattMeyer August 3, 2010
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Sloppy Sperm Slap

The act of slapping a female with your jizz filled hand after intercourse.
After Mary recieved the Ethopian Eye Drop, her boyfriend wiped some jizz off her eye and performed the SSS (Sloppy Sperm Slap).
by Nigit November 17, 2007
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Harlem Dick Slap

The harlem dick slap is used when your bitch doesnt want to continue in your sexual activites and you remove your penis from her vagina and slap her across the face with your dick coverd in the womans vaginal liquid.
Matt Nay and Peter Boardman Harlem Dick Slapped Brandi so hard last night I herd she was bleeding from the face.
by Tyler Robertson October 15, 2005
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bombay slap jack

1)Go out with mates for a curry
2)Go home to partner
3)take partner's top off
4)shit all over her chest
5)get a dirty shitty tit wank
Danny-Good weekend Jules?
Jules-very good thanks
Danny-what did you get up to?
Jules-had a mean curry and a bombay slap jack!
by Crazy Wai April 12, 2005
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