Penis Apple

When you get a STI or STD so bad that your penis swells to the size of a apple.

"Hey Gary, I had sex with Rebecca last night and she gave me penis apple!"

by vilDOOM December 27, 2020

Jape Penis

Jape Penis is when someone inserts their penis in a jalapeño and lets it burn for more than 2 hours.

Last night, I had a Jape Penis. It was very erotic

by Dick&Balls420 January 9, 2021

thanos penis

thanos penis uh uh uh daddy fuck me boxed like fish kid

thanos penis got boxed like fish

by heal1staken January 16, 2021

Penis tingle

When your penis gets goose bumps and send shivers in that area Also adding a tingling feel.

David: shit my penis is tingling

Mark: damn you got penis tingles too?

by Wonky slush February 4, 2021

Penis sniper

When u shoot ur sperm from 8ft across the room into ur partners mouth

I just used my penis sniper on my girl

by PBI69420 February 26, 2021

Gordito Penis

The wild sport of naked sumo wrestling and swinging your penis towards other peoples penis's, like sword fighting.
For extra effectiveness, you can slather cream cheese in and around the penis for double points.

"today on 69 sports, we will be playing Gordito Penis"

by DeadlyBowEG April 7, 2021

kylers penis

The biggest penis you'll ever see this 13 inch mega-schlong will rip a hole right through you.

Is that an aircraft carrier? No that's kylers penis.

by Patriot44368 April 19, 2021