when youre running around the mall and shitting everywhere but cant control the stream that is coming out of dat booty. but then it stops and you get abducted by chinese dragons. and then the dragons buy you stomach juice at walmart.
guy1 - what did you do last night?
guy2 - i was just boolin like a straight white asian alien walmart employee
by booty42069 April 24, 2018
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Straight yager

Mt dew and coca cola energy mixed together also known as Jesus water
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reverse straight

five consecutive cards in a poker hand of any suit that includes a K, A, 2, and two other cards in the sequence, i.e Q, K, A, 2, 3. While any half-way sober people at cards night would know that this isn’t a real poker hand, some drunk guy might think he won the pot with this trash.
Bam! Reverse straight, bitches! Rake those chips over here!
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straight up thirty

"Hey, don't forget to pick me up at straight up thirty."
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“straight”

when you pretend to be straight but you are actually fucking your best friend
I shop at American Eagle.. I am SO “straight”

No, it’s okay that we’re making out , I’m “straight”
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A phrase used to indicate that yourself or someone you know is straight.
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