dick money

Money that is ascertained through any situation that involved the use of a man's penis.

bro 1: yo, it's fall break, you comin' out tonight?
bro 2: nah man, I'm hella broke.
bro 1: prostitution appears to be the quickest solution, sir. You have 5 hours to be at the bar. Go!
bro 2: 'Bout to get that dick money!

by hoffmaja October 11, 2011

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shut up money

Money given, or taken, from any organization that wants to pretend they care. Instead, they just give you some money, then they never want to hear from you ever again.
This played out in the movie Shawshank Redemption, for library funds.

I told the Employment Officer that I received my yearly dividend cheque, but I called it “shut up money”. The officer did not even question me about where it came from, or what it was about.

by Li’l Wanderin’ Elf February 23, 2023

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smart money

The sure thing, likely outcome or good bet.

“C’mon… you know the smart money is on me!”

by Bimini Jerry February 24, 2023

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Jenkins Money

One who has so much money they could crush you with their ATM receipt but pretends to be broke. Also known as a Big Baller or The Hammer.

Man I would love to buy that new truck but I don't have that Jenkins money.

by Sir Shady McShade February 28, 2023

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filament-money

Like gas-money(sfw version), filament-money is when you pay for a roll of filament to a friend who 3d prints a model for you.

Hey, I saw this cool toilet paper holder on tiktok, I found the model on thingiverse, can you 3d print it for me. I got the filament-money.

Friend 3d prints the model and refuses to take filament-money when offered because they're your friend after all, but you pay them back by buying the next round anyway.

by Tinkrmind March 8, 2023

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