michael scales

a simp

person 1: who’s the biggest simp you know

person2: michael scales

by amelia07 April 04, 2021

Michael Fetish

When your so into toes that you even suck your own toes.

Guy 1: I heard that Ryan is a real cool dude.
Guy 2: Yeah, but he's got a major Michael Fetish

by Longson Johnson October 06, 2020

Michael Sinnott

Gay Jew small Pepe

Person 1: Ur a real Michael Sinnott
Person 2: fuck u

by Jesus because ala is it real October 18, 2019

Michael Diabetic

A fat pig that has no pther reason in life but to eat shit and keep his diabetic form. He is a fat piece of shit.

You're about as unhealthy as a Michael Diabetic.

by Golden Gloom 7412 April 10, 2018

Michael Barnes

an amalgamation of the most generic dude you can think of, or just some dude who listens to really generic stuff. known to reside in San Leandro

Parsley Smite: Man you are such a Michael Barnes, LOL! you watch The Office US!
Charlie Leask: Nah that shows ass man!

by ParlseyIsQueer87 May 28, 2023

michael engstrom

The physical reincarnation of God himself.

I go to church to praise the one and only Michael Engstrom.

by Micheal Engstrom Fan Club November 05, 2018

Michael's Zombies

Some Roblox COD Zombies ripoff, just play the original game if you're not broke!

Jeff: "Yoo wanna play Black Ops Zombies?"
Jon: "Nah let's play this shit called Michael's Zombies, sounds fun!"
Jeff: "You broke as hell bitch!"

by Loominaty January 26, 2024