mexican fighting water

another word for tequila

Hey man have a shot of tequila. Nah I dont want any cheap mexican fighting water.

by ayebeseedy July 1, 2011

Mexican Jerk Off

When two men stand directly infront of each other and jerk off until one of them unloads onto the other and is dubbed the winner. Often used to settle arguments.

Chaddeus and Brolin were arguing over who could have the last beer and they decided to settle things with a Mexican Jerk Off.

by Man Meat Machete October 24, 2018

Mexican Six Pack

A shrink wrapped package consisting of three 24oz beers, usually cheap domestic beers sold at discount prices. Vendors include but are not limited to, convenience stores, gas stations, and truck stops.

“What a shitty day at work dude. Wanna stop by the gas station and get a Mexican six pack?”

by Kutzo January 14, 2021

Furry Mexican Condom

When you find a hot white girl with a chihuahua, you get ready to give it to her doggy style, but instead put your junk in the dogs ass, and the dogs snout in her hole, then commence to pumping.

Pro-Tip- when you shoot your load on the dogs back it’s called a wet back!

Susan wouldn’t shut up so I bent her over and gave her a furry Mexican condom right in the poop shoot. Her dog, Tatino, fell in love after I gave him his own wet back!!

by White Boy Kris November 26, 2021

Meaty Mexican burrito

When you proceed to stick your penis in a tortilla and put Mexican style ingredients, guacamole, cheese, salsa in it. Your partner will than devour it off like a hungry Latina.

Bro #1- yooo my parents have leftover burritos I may have to give my girl a meaty Mexican burrito

Bro#2- No way! Hope she can handle the spice

by Sexymexicano69420taco November 29, 2021

mexican tea kettle

To urinate into a persons tea kettle and allow that to steam off into the persons house.

The Coinbird remembered to ingest alot of vitamin C before applying the mexican tea kettle to his wife. The urine vapours which filled the wifes house was very potent, she was replused.

by adammiskeiwicz February 10, 2009

using mexican as an insult

Well freak you if you do this. don't say something is 'mexican' if you think it's bad, don't call someone mexican if they're not, don't say 'mexican' with no context as if it's a joke. it's not. seriously, freak you if you do this. stop it, meet some mexican people and know mexican things.

Person 1: "hey did you hear insert jerk's name using mexican as an insult?"
Person 2: "yeah, let's kidnap him/her, torture them and later call them as commie"

by yugoslaviamaster65 June 17, 2020