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Hastings Middle School

Hell on earth. If the devil decided to ask you out on a date this is the right place to take him. Home of the nilist coomer gang. The teachers are all stuck up rich white boomers, except for a pretty nice dude who teaches music. Kids from everywhere know that if you go here you WILL get offered a juul at least 10 times a day. Principal is an dillweed and it sucks here. Also don’t but the mozzarella sticks I heard they are poisonous.
Death (noun) any middle school relating to Hastings middle school or anything of the sort.
by Scooter gang October 10, 2020
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middle school

A hellhole filled with every generic stereotype. The only way to achieve top tier status in this shitty realm is to have a navy blue coolmathgames hoodie.
Person A: "Hey dude, how was middle school?"
Person B: "Kinda shit."
Person A: "Were you popular?"
Person B: "Yeah, but mainly because of the hoodie I wore."
by ScurvyBoyTacocat October 15, 2020
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Harold Rowe Middle School

Harold Rowe Middle School is a middle school located in Houston, Texas.

IT is ruled over by the CFISD school system.
But, please, for the love of god... DO NOT ENROLL HERE. It sucks.
"Welcome to Harold Rowe Middle School!"
"I'm leaving."
by EddieEddie2 October 11, 2023
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Westview Middle school

Altonas worse counter part, full of irrelevant kids.
“do you know that one kid from Westview Middle School?” “hell no”
by the6fart October 16, 2023
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john glenn middle school

the worst place on earth.

located in bedford, ma., it has a student population of 600 students, half of which are probably going to end up vaping in high school if not earlier. named after some old superintendent, not the astronaut.

the 6th graders at JGMS are out of their mind. passing by any 6th grader, you will hear the most aggressive and obscene language come out of their mouth. its fucking terrifying.

the 7th graders at JGMS are basically 6th graders but nerfed. the popular girls are all obnoxious and wear ten pounds of makeup. they're attendance abusers and just annoying.

8th graders are just 7th graders on steroids. half of them vape in the bathroom and fight in the middle of a hallway. they think they're better than everyone.

the teachers also suck too. most can't even do their job correctly and care too much about political correctness to teach.
person 1: what school do you go to
person 2: i go to john glenn middle school
person 1: isn't that place hell on earth?
person 2: worse.
by dads_divorce_papers October 20, 2023
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Anthony Middle School

the worst school in cypress texas 😭 😭 😭
just kys if if u go here 💀 💀
Jamal: Yo frank what school you go to?
Frank: I go to Anthony Middle school.
Jamal: Nigga.. Kys.
by Gaynikker October 23, 2023
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millburn middle school

Aight so I'm seeing a shit ton of bad reviews about this place so lemme clear it up. Yeah the popular kids are all dicks but as long as you avoid them you're fine. There are a lot of good people in this school apart from the popular kids so make friends with them. The curriculum is also easy as shit so just try to get a's (it's not that hard). Most people writing bad reviews are probably the emo or sped kids so just ignore that shit. But yeah the girls did just get fucking copy and pasted.
by Gekope October 24, 2023
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