Jake

The typical high school jock who goes around the school getting girls and cheating on them. An extremely hot athletic guy who mostly hangs out with his other Jake friends.
Girl 1: That Jake guy is so hooottt!!
Girl 2: I used to date him, but he cheated on me.
Girl 1: But I'm unable to resist him though!
Girl 2: He may be charming but he will break your heart for another hotter girl.
by the omnilord2495 May 21, 2022
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Jake is the best person you will ever meet. He is the most kind, caring, lovable, sweet boy. He has the most perfect eyes and smile and will brighten anyone’s day. He has a great sense of humor and will always be found making someone else smile and laugh. Jake is the cutest and most loyal boy, don’t let him go once you have him!! foo foo
by fooofooobear November 07, 2018
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The weirdest but coolest person you've probably met.
1: Oh hey look it's a Jake!
2: Oh cool.
by mcfuckmeintheass October 11, 2019
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It rhymes with 'Cake'.
"Hey look, there's Jake the Cake!"
by You'reWelcome69 October 20, 2019
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Jake is a sweat at any game he plays.He is very toxic and has been banned on several occasions.jakes typically play rainbow six siege and call of duty
Morgan:Yo Jakes such a sweat at rainbow six siege bro
Daniel:Peen
by SproutSucker November 18, 2019
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Kinda knows how to to snowboard. And he plows an 18 year old in front of a x20 year old. But all that matters is he gets $ss. And he bombed Pakistan in '09. And he won. Thumb war.
Jake and Abraham Lincoln.
by Rachel Beck Mason January 07, 2022
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