Grandma's Eggs

The exquisite smell of shit pipes. Hearty and full of chunky turds the smell seeps from the corroded pipe walls reminding you of the horrible stench of your late babushka's breakfast eggs.

I haven't been to any breakfast joints since we got a whiff of Grandma's Eggs. Just the sight of an egg makes my nose hairs curl...

by Jon John Joan April 10, 2020

Egg Slicer

Egg Slicer ; is when you 'drop off' and it'smells so bad you couldn't feed it to a dog, big and bad.

Oh, my gosh, are you serious right now? You just dropped an egg Slicer.

by Bryn Benn April 10, 2020

Egg

What Robloxians scream about if they don't get.

Do you have the Egg Of Hidden Treasures?

by melonismynamebytheway April 24, 2020

Egg

kayla.

Her head built like a egg

by big headdddd April 26, 2020

Bad egg

A person that does very bad things and lies to much.

What's he doing here this rich webbo?
Hes a real bad egg

by The rabbit................... April 28, 2020

Golden Egg

When you eat nothing but dairy products and baked beans. The turd you lay will be almost golden and smell like duck shit.

I just laid a golden egg I would not go in that bathroom

by Cwazywhiteguy May 4, 2020

Cream Egg

Taking a poo while masturbating and proceeding to ejaculate on the poo afterwards

“Hey man I just had a cream egg!”

“Oh, did it taste good?”

“What do you mean, why would I eat my cum covered shite!”

by CreamyEgg May 5, 2020