Any non-penetrative sex act involving all three of the following components: hygienic, moral, and ritual uncleanness. In conclusion, dirty humping.
Mario: "Hey, I heard you dryhumped a defrocked priest last night without bathing after promising me you wouldn't."
Josephine: "Yeah, I guess I was immoral, unhygienic, and ritually impure. I sure do love dirty humping."
Josephine: "Yeah, I guess I was immoral, unhygienic, and ritually impure. I sure do love dirty humping."
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Get the Dirty Malokai mug.During sexual intercouse when the male inserts a small (preferably dead) bird into the anus of the female. The female than proceeds to imitate the sounds this type of bird usually makes. During this time the male should stay as quiet as possible and refrain from making eyecontact with the female.
When the female is done imitating the bird, the female squeezes the bird out and after the male has ejaculated onto the bird, the female eats the bird.
When the female is done imitating the bird, the female squeezes the bird out and after the male has ejaculated onto the bird, the female eats the bird.
Last week, my girlfriend wanted to try doing a Dirty Simeon, she still shits out feathers when going to the toilet.
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bro i j pulled a dirty hayden yesterday in the church basement and got suspended for it… worth the $50
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Get the Dirty Larsen mug.the act of cutting a O shaped hole in watermelon and a pineapple and then cumming into each fruit and then forcing 2 women to drink it and whoever chugs it the fastest is declared the winner
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