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dirty mind syndrome 

dirty mind syndrome

n.
abr. DMS

Something usually experienced by those for whom sex is a large part of every-day life. Basically the act of taking any innocent thought or expression, and suggesting (or considering) something dirty arising from it.
Normal girl: "So I took hold of this big pole-"
Person with DMS: "Yeah, I BET you did ;)"
Normal girl: "You and your DMS..."

- example of dirty mind syndrome
dirty mind syndrome by -BOFH- September 22, 2005

dirty-pretty 

(also "dirrty-pretty")

"Dirty-pretty" is a diverse and nonspecific term used frequently when referring to a particular style of poetry, prose, lyrics, or music. The origins of the phrase are, to my knowledge, traced back to AllPoetry.com but that is completely up for debate.

~Dirty pretty is~

According to Diseased Mind: "something gorgeous and cancer filled. broken hearts and hipbones. stars and razor-blade wrists. eating disorders, Vogue, ugly, and glittered"

Dirty pretty is...modified scene kids, being pretty in a fucked up kind of way, walking the streets, addiction, glitter, glamor, Hollywood Blvd., toxicity, pixie dust, acid soaked anything, cyanide nightmares, &&, excessive periods, obsession, sex, lies, lipgloss, cheap perfume, makeup, plastic, romance, whores, neon lights, fake, gorgeous, bleeding speakers, shattered glass, cavities, eating disorders, bruises, makebelieve, insecurity, breakdowns, shot gun, hip bones, collar bones, &&all things m e l o d r a m a t i c.

~ f r a g i l e (commenting on poetry): Love it.
So many parts,
This is just
dirty-pretty being shoved down your throat and
bein laughed at behind your back.
~ You're such a whore, but you're so dirty-pretty, I still love you.

Dirty Olivia 

When a girl named Olivia shoves a thick stick up a mans penis hole so far that you can’t cum for a month
“Why can’t I cum?!” Cuz I just gave you a dirty Olivia last week
Dirty Olivia by Kingkongdong123 November 3, 2018

DIRTY CHICKEN BEARD 

THE EXCESS SKIN HANGING DOWN FROM A WORE OUT MUCH USED VIGINA RESEMBLING THE APPEARANCE OF A CHICKEN/ROOSTERS LOOSE DANGLING BEARD. SLANG FOR LOOSE VAGINA.
MARY STRIPPED NAKED AT TODDS PARTY SHOWING EVERYONE HER DIRTY CHICKEN BEARD JUST BEFORE SHE SANK THE BOAT IN THE POND.
DIRTY CHICKEN BEARD by BNEVILS August 24, 2008

dirty south 

The following states: Texas, Oklahoma, Tennessee, Kentucky, Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, Florida, North and South Carolina. Made popular some 10 years ago.
I'm not from the Dirty South, but I live there.
dirty south by Maurice July 2, 2003

Dirty Sam 

Damn, you really are a Dirty Sam
Dirty Sam by Obiwan yaknowme April 21, 2020