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don't dip your bush onto the company dink

This phrase advises female workers not to hook up with their male colleagues (especially the doofus ones). Office romances cause nothing but drama, heartache, and embarrassment for all involved (including onlookers).

It is women's version of "Don't dip your pen in the company ink," which is often pronounced by obnoxious dude bros.
Female #1: "Oooh, Mikey got transferred to our department. He is so hot."

Female #2: That guy?! Hells no! Girl, don't dip your bush onto the company dink."
by macinlor September 7, 2016
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chocolate dipping

Luscious and rare assholes covered approximately halfway with 100% cocoa, one-quarter siracha cheesecake, and lizards. Frequently licked like ice, yo.
Hey skeeze, wanna get a chocky-dip "chocolate dipping" on?!!
by karam micharyn January 15, 2014
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Dip

A female that disappear or is always disappearing and appearing after months.
Kasy?!? She’s back again?!? Man that girl a dip. Houdini ass ho.
by Dip master 5000 May 9, 2023
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fun dip

Oral sex position where the male dips his penis in sugar and the woman licks it off.
This girl was wild, she gave me a fun dip last night.
by nakedy September 25, 2014
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Dip

1. A significant other, other than your significant other.
2. To leave abruptly(get ghost, get little, E.T.C.)

Both words are Mid Western originated words. Meaning to meet, mingle, or rendevous with another person(hoe,Slut Bustdown{girl next door} other than your wife, boyfriend,E.T.C. The second term comes in play when the location of the rendevous is not immediately if ever exposed.
My girl was aggravating me so I called my dip and said whats good.

In about an hour we dipped off for the rest off the night.
by Dalovliest One Period February 4, 2010
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Dip like Dunkaroos

An expression popular in the Waterloo area as an alternative to "dip like cheese wiz". Used when leaving a place or event.
1) "there's nobody in the lounge, let's dip like Dunkaroos"
2)
Student1:"Are you dipping like cheese wiz?"
Student2:"Nah I'm dipping like Dunkaroos"
by Colliber August 7, 2016
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Dip and dash

When you dip ur balls in a girls ass then dip from her house
Brady: dips balls into Todd’s ass
Todd: turns very red then smiles like a sexual predator

Brady: gone
Todd: oh no did Brady just dip and dash me
by Ethsplumbing April 9, 2019
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