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mary tawfik is the biggest snake i’ve ever met
by mileven4eva April 1, 2022
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Laying a snake

To lay a nice, long, solid, turd. There must be minimal cracking with a minimum 6 inches in length to be considered a baby snake, 9 inches to be a teen snake, and 12 inches to be considered an adult snake. Anything less is considered a “worm,” not to be confused with parasites, although it easily is when said in conversation without prior reference. It is common to practice and prepare oneself to make the best snake one can before graduation from childhood to adulthood.
Don’t go in the bathroom for awhile, I’ll be in there laying a snake. It’s gonna be a stinky one.
by Layingsnakeismygame April 8, 2022
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Jaffa Snake

A pasty and sickly looking ginger chav

with Brady eyes who will likely steal anything from an e-cig to his own sisters virginity, and then stab you in the back.
"You wanna chill with Connor pal?"

"Na, don't trust him, man looks like a Jaffa Snake"
by Pom123 April 8, 2022
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snaked

1) being suprised by the placement of a snake (real or fake) in an unusual place. This also applys to online mediums such as forums or emails containing an unexpected snake photo. Anyone who see the snake has effectively been snaked.
"Call me the professor cus I just took you to snkaed school!"
by Sean Murphy February 7, 2005
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Snake Arnold

This a man who skips school every day. He also beats up on girls,and rapes chicks
by Tiktok star Alex Mastoris November 4, 2021
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angry snake

when your having sex and push your woman on the ground and tie her legs and scream im going to go have sex with your mother/sister she will chase you like a angry snake
john: i gave a sally a angry snake last night i screamed her mothers name
zack: cool dude
by forkman11 March 12, 2022
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