Jacob

Jacob is a name for a guy who likes to sleep with his girlfriends best friend behind her back on the day of her birthday.

UGH! You hear about that guy named Jacob? He is such a player!

by 1234thedoor December 2, 2022

Jacob

A being who is made out of pure light and yet is shrouded in darkness. He wanders the Earth looking for his lost love, and is currently residing in the cold desolate place known as Wisconsin.

Jacob please spare us from your fiery wrath.

by Paypayufo December 4, 2020

Jacob

Jacob is a dick and a fat shit he eats whenever he gets a shot if your friends with a Jacob you better be rich because he will go through your whole fridge in a day.

Jacob: Have you got any food
Me: no you ate everything yesterday

by Ha I got you December 25, 2019

Jacob

This guy who secretly has glasses and they make him look like he's 30 and a dork

but without them he looks like a 7 year old

Jacob could wear glasses but he doesn't want to look like a jacob

by imgonnasuewhoevertookurmom December 14, 2021

Jacob

He is obsessed with coffee, annoyingly optimistic, and has curly hair piled upon his head. Jacobs are too smart for their own good and always want to help other people. Just beware of their tenacity to make horrendous puns.

Jacob is a little odd.
We love how happy Jacob is.

by Irishmoonlight July 28, 2022

jacob zinchini

Long blonde hair with bad acne thinks he has shoe game and thinks he's funny and cool.

Did you see Jacob zinchini shoes ?

Yea there fucking ugly!

by Anthony8741 January 28, 2014

Jacob

Jacob pretends to be normal but has a super-secret that he hides from everyone. Not only does he not shower, but he also doesn't wipe his ass. He also loves children, with the ages of 0-12 months old. He claims he likes then fresh out of the oven. Jacob is just your friendly neighboorhood pedophile

Jacob smells like shit.

by uhlhkmngyiutyxtz February 18, 2020