Unsalty Potato

The opposite of a hot/reem girl.

"That Rachel is SUCH an unsalty potato"

by Jhal123 May 14, 2012

Potatoing out

When one is in a state of consciousness or mind in which is comparable to a potato

Do you see that man over there?
The one drooling on himself?
Yes, hes completely potatoing out.

by ThePotatoeMaster May 24, 2015

Potato

A vegetable that's relatively good mashed. Random Gacha kids seem to be obsessed with these.

"I ate a potato the other day. Why the fuck am I telling you that?"

by ThatOneChipotleObsessedManiac May 21, 2021

majestic potato

a person who can't walk or build on bridges.

Dang, that person is like a majestic potato.

by TootyFruity123 October 26, 2017

potato

This is a definition about a very good looking person with long hair and blue eyes.

''Ooo wow,look at him.''
''Omg he is such a pretty potato.''
''Yesss he is.''

by paginka January 8, 2021

Baked potato

The term used to refer to an individual acting clumsy, gullible, or stupid. A baked potato is a person who is usually devoid of basic common sense and sometimes can lower other people's intelligence around them due to their utter lack of comprehension. Baked potatoes are a quite particular entity but we have all been baked potatoes at one point or another and that's okay.

Person 1: Oh my goodness!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Mark is such a baked potato!
Person 2: Tell me about it!

by notyouraveragemale May 22, 2022

POTATO

Your Friends Router, You know who they are.

You wont stop lagging, get better wifi you potato.

by CrossantGamer November 10, 2020