I don't cotton

Don't like it

I don't cotton to the idea you did that!

by Scarred & Tatted October 2, 2022

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Get the I don't cottonmug.

There's a reason people don't want to serve

So we have to kick out the people who DO want to serve because they are trans or because they don't want to be discriminated against on the basis of immutable qualities.

Hym "There's a reason people don't want to serve and the reason is that your rights are meaningless and they have no bearing on your quality of life because if it is politically inconvenience or upholding those rights would subvert the orthodoxy those rights are not going to be acknowledged. Therefore, to join the military would be to kill and die for rights that you don't actually have so that your wife can get piped by a fat cock while you're on tour and then you can come home and be a hobo. That's the reason."

by Hym Iam November 27, 2024

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Get the There's a reason people don't want to servemug.

Don't get succored in!

A cautionary statement dat you tell someone who is being appealed to by a crybaby con-man begging for a handout.

One should always carefully do his research beforehand to determine whether someone who's bawling and blubbering for help actually needs it --- don't get succored in!

by QuacksO August 23, 2023

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Don't test these waters or you're gonna drown

Don't mess with me.

Don't test these waters or you're gonna drown!!

by fuffytwinkle June 27, 2023

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Get the Don't test these waters or you're gonna drownmug.

Why don't I do something about it?

Oh? Am I not saving you fast enough? Maybe I'll get around to it in, like, 5 years or so...

Hym "Me? Oh, nobody. Just a meta/hypertext writing genius who has been made into a literal archetypal figure (the intimations of which range from stioc, monomaniacal hero to narcissistic superman). I may or may not have convinced the world's most famous atheist that the creature is real and I made the world's most famous clinician into several anime characters in his peripheral association to me. If you're trying to punish me for this then I'm at least Plato-adjacent (the poison is just a slower acting one). I would say that it's working pretty well, I mean, nobody's gotten raped or murdered by me yet. So that's pretty good... And why don't I do something about it?... You want me to fix the inherent corruption of man?.... Because... it's not the church that is the problem. It's the constrained malevolence that resides in the hearts of all men... And I can't even get you flesh-sacks to give me the credit that I'm due. Let alone get them to stop being evil filth-monkey abominations." 🤷

by Hym Iam July 19, 2022

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